He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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