no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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