i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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