oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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