Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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