I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
he shaved USA in his pubs
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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