I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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