You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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