Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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