What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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