i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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