All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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