This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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