Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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