WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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