Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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