I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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