Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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