Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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