I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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