just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
i think im in europe. pls send help
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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