Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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