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Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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