I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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