You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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