The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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