Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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