I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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