gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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