Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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