Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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