Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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