Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
The struggles of a small town man whore
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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