All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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