I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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