I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
A+ Viking dick
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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