she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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