Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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