rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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