Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She said her name was "party"
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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