She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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