It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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