Pappa wants mamma naked
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Buhtt sex?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
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I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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