They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We left the knife in your bed.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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