That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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