he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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