...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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