Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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