They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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