how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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