She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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