tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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