Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
It was a blind-side dick pic.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
God, I missed his penis.
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