Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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