is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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