If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Randomize
