I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Randomize
